February 2012
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
Men, before you date, you need to be going somewhere. You need to know where...
– Steven Furtick
Love is not words, it’s actions, and love isn’t feelings, it’s a decision.
– Steven Furtick
I’ve tried so many times to think of a new way to say it— and it’s still I love...
– Zelda Fitzgerald
People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
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